Comments on: A red dress and a good gallop…

By: Durkje

Durkje — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 22:31:07 +0000

Dear Barney,
Well, I am now going to call you Barney until you get my name right. It’s DURKJE not DURJKE!! It’s not my fault I have such a stupid name – blame the Dutch breeder. My father was Obe which is even worse and my mother Janneke – now that is a chav name.
You should come and have a chat to my gingerninja field mate about going fast across country – it’s the only thing he’s good at! In fact in the show jumping he goes so fast he just runs through all the fences so 2 down is pretty good. I don’t like touching any fences as I may break a nail so I daintily (well, like a hippopotamus) trot up to them and pop over making sure that I never have four feet off the ground at the same time.
Just for your information my tongue tat is very exclusive and down to my fine breeding – CHAV!? The very cheek of it xx

By: pippa

pippa — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 16:39:52 +0000

pssst! hey Blarney! has your mum said anything yet about clipping? I really DONT get it – the weather starts to get cold so we grow nice thick coats- and then the olds go and clip themoff!! WHY? And to make matters worse, they go out and compete with each other for the smartest and most ‘have-to-have-it’ rug which we then have to wear! they moan when we try and disguise it by rolling in the mud, and heaven-help-you if you TEAR IT!!!!! All this talk of clipper blade sharpening is making me feel rather uncomfortable!

By: digby0108

digby0108 — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 12:00:09 +0000

Percy says: Sounds like you had an excellent time at Munstead, I get the feeling that Mum has forgotten all about me! I’ve been reading all the right ‘how to’ dressage books so it’s about time I got back in the news now that my leg is soooooo much better. If she’s really nice I might even be up for a bit of eventing myself, as long as there are none of those big black holes where the monsters live!